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equalist:

seeing a post u want to reblog after you hit the scroll to top button

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(Source: bauks, via platypusinabluebox)

princetwerkwoon:

Id just like to share my favorite vine with all of you…..xD

castielismycherrypie:

alternative-pokemon-art:

jeffibeatbox:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

I was completely not ready for the plot twist after the plot twist…

OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD

AHHHH MY HEART I CAN’T HANDLE THIS I CAN FEEL THE TEARS STARTING

ASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKL I CANNOT ITS SO CUTE OMG

(Source: mrdittomansir)

dulect:

well if you say so

dulect:

well if you say so

(via zackisontumblr)

gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

(Source: slydig, via pizza)

googlebus:

googlebus:

watching sex scenes on planes can be somewhat uncomfortable when you get an erection next to a sweet old lady 

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I’m not asking an old lady to chop my dick off what the frick 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

table-for-one-please:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

IT’S BACK

(via stormafter)

gallifrey-feels:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

It’s a metaphor

(via sufferer-of-mephobia)

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

(via orgasm)

If you have an over preoccupation with perception and trying to please people’s expectations, then you can go mad. (x)

(Source: bbatchs, via i-am-a-cumberbabe)